Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Urban Slang

I learnt two new things today which will leave me forever scarred. I do pride myself on being kept up to date on "the lingo" but there are just some things that either slip right past me or I ignore blatantly in the hopes that I never accidentally discover them, or if I do I can pretend that I never knew about them.

The Amazing Madam Zelka ruined that for me today and opened my eyes to two things I need not ever have known about.

Salad Tossing
To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tongue is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad"

London Fog Horn
When a woman is preforming the art of "salad tossing" and one's self relieves himself by releasing an excrement of his own natural gas (farts) into her mouth. Usually preforming the London Fog Horn will leave the recipient in an irate state of mind and has been know to lead to a violent reaction.

Words have failed me.

Why?! Why?! Why?!

11 comments:

vixen said...

wow.
that's one way to expand your vocabulary.

alex wandered said...

Hi you read a number of sex blogs but I see none of your own material yet - anything to share with us?

The Divine Miss M said...

Vixen - I'm scarred. Plus I have now discovered Urban Dictionary and it scares me.

Alex - I would share with you but unfortunately there is not really anything happening at the moment :P Plus as you'll note this isn't a sex blog ....

Gnome said...

OMG. This has scarred me too. MENTAL PICTURE. Oh no. *FAINT*

TBHanks said...

Um...oh dear. Now you've gone and scarred me too...

The Divine Miss M said...

I'm sharing ... that's what we do. If I'm going to be scarred then every single damn person around me is going to be too! ;)

MidniteGem said...

LOL - well my lovely bf has a tendancy to find these things out probably just for the shock factor and due to the fact that he has a filter that gives him feeds everyday on what has been happening on the web. Yesterday he scared me with images of rosebudding...weird S&M people !!! All i have to say is OW!

The Divine Miss M said...

Great Gem, now I'm going to have to go and look that up.

*glares*

MidniteGem said...

hehehe - i think that was the point :P Enjoy but seriously think twice before looking at the pictures!

The Divine Miss M said...

I hate you.

MidniteGem said...

LOL - i try ;P