Friday, 14 September 2007


I got insulted by an elevator today. It told me I was fat.

All I did was try and enter the lift to go and get some lunch but no, on the screen it said OVERLOADED - TOO HEAVY as soon as I entered and refused to move. Everyone stared at me and I swear the lift sniggered. After 3 seconds of silence (which felt like 3 hours) I stepped out of the lift and there was an audible sigh of relief as the doors shut and the lift moved on.

I could still hear it laughing at me.

It brought all those memories of being insulted by my cellphone when I was 18; whenever I looked at the screen it plastered the word VIRGIN on it for all to see. And people wonder why I didn't just lose my virginity but eradicated it instead. It was all that name calling from the cellphone.


MidniteGem said...

Your freaking kidding me !! Stupid lift - it has no idea what its talking about !!

The Divine Miss M said...

I know!! It's happened twice now. I suppose it doesn't help that I take the lift when it is busy does it?

vixen said...

i had no idea people had invented a new way to mock and scorn people.

those bastards.