Thursday, 6 September 2007

Song Lyrics

MrsM has got Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry song stuck in her head - has anyone realised how stupid this song is?

"I'm going to miss you like a child misses their blanket"

?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

What other truly bad song lyrics can you think of? My personal favourite one is by 50 cents

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

haha. How romantic.

13 comments:

Mrs said...

I can't think of any right now..."But I sent you away, Oh Mandy...can you get me a pizza from Shakys?"

Boom pararyrary...everybody's gonna love TODAY, love TODAY!

The Divine Miss M said...

Lucky that my boobs are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains.

Mrs said...

Are you serious?
Who said that?

The Divine Miss M said...

Shakira

One of my favourite stupid song lyrics ;)

Mrs said...

Oh my word. Is that what's she's singing? Whenever, whereever...

TBHanks said...

I, for one, am not a fan of "The Way I are". For fuck's sake, can we get some proper English out there please?

The Divine Miss M said...

I know! And he isn't even Afrikaans ... ;)

MrsM - Yup, that is what she is singing. Sad isn't it? I always feel inferior and self concious when ever I hear that line

TBHanks said...

She's a dumbass blonde that doesn't know better so gyrates with an awkward looking Beyonce in that other lame song.
PLUS: she only said that to feel better about her pancakes with raisins. I mean, how's a guy to know which is the front or back?

The Divine Miss M said...

HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

MsMozi said...

Stand under my umbrella... ella... ella... eh.... eh... eh...

The Divine Miss M said...

*Glares*

Shush, you'll make it rain! ;)

Actually I don't think that anyone can say the word Umbrella without going Ella Ella Eh Eh after it now.

Go Rhianna!

Mrs said...

Jinne Toby!

Must you always!

TBHanks said...

Yes Mrs M, I must. I will defend us larger girls with all my might. And all my curves.