Conversation 5

I have this truly terrible habit of only half listening to people, or tuning in to conversations at the incorrect and inopportune moment - as demonstrated below

Miss M vaguely doing some work whilst her colleagues natter around her

Colleague 1: I'd get to have sex and make money, could it get any better?

Miss M: Umm ... I've missed something here haven't I?

Sticks her head back into her work and decides to leave her colleagues to discuss become prostitutes. That is almost as mad as snorting vodka!