Do you know what I hate the most about being insanely busy at work?
I never seem to get the chance to pee.
I desperately need to go to the toilet but something always keeps getting in the way.
And then I forget.
Then suddenly I've been desperate to go for about an hour and I think I'm going to wet my seat.
So I go in the direction of the toilet and someone hijacks me en-route.
Another 20 minutes.
This is getting stupid.
I NEED TO PEE!!!
Monday, 1 September 2008
The pee-pee dance
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diapers.
*points and laughs*
p.s. happens to me all the time too
pretend you are on a VERY important call on your cell .....chat all the way til you make it to the bathroom!
@mike - strangely enough that actually sounds appealing!
@gem - shush you! :P
@miss t - not a bad idea ... might try it today ;)
Well,it might be deep seated and unacknowledged fear of the toilet monster...O.O
focus
get some boxing gloves
run like hell for the loo
knock anybody down that wants to stop you :)
oh and don't laugh at anybody's jokes...
Multitask...tell them to follow you & speak while you're busy...that way you're showing initiative & still managing to sort out your own issues at the same time!
But she doesnt pee with other people in the bathroom - so that wouldnt work - lol
@miss tig - SHUSH!! I'm still scarred :P
@sweets - yes, laughing would put an end to needing the loo
@candy - see what gem wrote, that would SOOO not work for me!
@gem - you know me too well :P
Really...well you could ask them to turn on the taps for you...I've heard it works :)
@candy - you really don't understand by inability to pee when others are within earshot or viewing.
I actually freeze up.
I.Can.Not.Do.It.
It's a mental thing.
Highly possible it stems from miss tig forcing me to come to the toilet with her all the way through primary school.
Damn her.
I can help you - I cured Scarf of the same affliction. And when she has the occasional relapse, taps do work!
@lopz - fantastic, can we have an intense teach Miss M to pee in front of others and outdoors class soon? ;)
Just GO! :)
I didnt force you-you came of your own free will....
Just because the toilet monster LIKED YOU more..and besides didnt we go to gossip not to pee during woodwork??
There stems your problem ;-p
he he...shame hun! I hate it when that happens too, and my office is right next to te big bossman's office, so i have to sneak past his office to go to the loo.....he usually spots me...eish!
OMG - I'm nearly peeing in my pants reading all of the comments - so maybe that's another solution right there - read something funny then bolt like hell for that loo!!!
Wahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Oh sorry... laughing makes it worse!
Guess I shouldn't whistle either! LOL
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