Thursday, 28 August 2008

Job Opening

NEEDED

1 x Production Co-ordinator

Must be calm under pressure, able to multi-task and prioritise, be super friendly and pro-active. If you are not super organised please do not bother to apply.

Candidate must be able to magic up flights, trains and taxis to and from locations to pacify grumpy editorial teams regardless of whether these facilities are actually running. Previous Co-ordinator convinced airline to specially run a flight just to get a tired Director back to his home.

They must never frown and always be smiley, happy and never let anything be a problem.

Candidate should not go postal and kill entire Editorial team because they are incapable of cementing anything until 5 minutes before 6pm therefore forcing the co-ordinator to stay at work for a further 3 hours whilst desperately trying to contact companies that are long shut.

It is imperative that the Co-ordinator does not have a social life and nor should they want to have one in the near future whilst the show is in Production.

Please note that the words "no" or "I can not do this" are not allowed to be uttered and voicing of either will incur the candidate being fire immediately.

Please apply via email and set your CV through.

If you blag it, make sure you can do it.

11 comments:

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Um, ja... can't wait! Sign me up.
Ha!

Lopz said...

OMG, this is PERFECT! My boss has officially resigned and is going to that tv company I told you about, so this means if I can't go with him, I will more than likely be made redundant. Can you say coincidence? I don't think so! Imagine you and me working togteher - wait, working is not quite the right word ;-)

The Divine Miss M said...

@blondie - You'd love it ;)

@lopz - OH. MY. GOD. THAT WOULD SO ROCK!!! Dude, you going with him? Fucking fab, would LOVE you to be working in the "industry" too!

Miss Caught Up said...

That almost sounds tempting, but... the no life part... heck, I'll sign up!

sweets said...

i think i'll pass... i can't do without a social life ;)

kyknoord said...

I'll send in my application as soon as I've finished wiping arses here.

Candy Grrl said...

Would it get me one step closer to my dream of making it BIG in Hollywood...if so...my CV is on the way!

Miss T said...

ooohh.. I want one of those assistants!

MidniteGem said...

Isnt that what you do already :P LOL

The Divine Miss M said...

@miss caught up - You sure? It's like selling your soul!

@sweets - good choice!

@kyk - Do they have the runs?

@candi - Nope :(

@miss t - SO DO I DAMMIT!!

@gem - yes, I'm looking for someone to replace me for after I go postal and kill everyone here.

leez said...

Its official: I now really do not want your job. Mine seems a bit better.