Friday, 13 March 2009

Introducing the infamous MISS M!

I'm trying to figure out what I am going to do with my career if getting another job in TV proves to be impossible in the current climate.

Lopz and I have been having a brainstorm about this.

To: Miss M
From: Lopz
So, are you inspired? What would you like to do Miss M - the world is your oyster?!?!

To: Lopz
From: Miss M
I want to be an international singing sensation

To: Miss M
From: Lopz
Hmm ok, so what are we going to do about your most prominent shortcoming then - I mean the one where YOU CAN'T SING?

To: Lopz
From: Miss M
Everyone can sing.
I shall just get a fantastic voice synthesizer.
Look at Britney?
Most prominent shortcoming is the inability to dance and no sex appeal like Britney. We can work on this?

To: Miss M
From: Lopz
There must be like some kind of boot camp we can send you to right? One where they churn out the manufactured pop stars. Simon Cowell probably runs them. Sooooo, maybe, if we can connect with Cheryl Cole, we can in turn be introduced to Simon and convince him to send you to this star making facility.
How can we find Cheryl Cole?

This went on for a while whilst we plotted ways to become Cheryl's new best friend. Props to Lopz for her plan to pap Ashley with another woman and bribe Cheryl with this. I like it. Thinking out the box.

The reality though is that I have no idea what else I could do other than TV Production.

Ideas are welcome.


kyknoord said...

What about other forms of production?

The Divine Miss M said...

Like what Kyk?

Ruby said...

I'll def be coming to your first concert...I gotta see this!

The Divine Miss M said...

Ruby - unfortunately Lopz is right and my first hurdle is the fact that I am seriously tone deaf.

Lopz has been subjected to Shoes and I brutally slaughtering many a song on our nights out. It isn't pretty.

Annie Valentine said...

Forget the stage, you can make wedding videos! You could be like the wedding planner but with a camera.

I know, I'm kind of brilliant. You can thank me later.

Arkwife said...

.....and I'm stumped. TV Production sounds like a really cool job. I can't think of something that I would rather do. Except maybe executive escourt....oh wait, did I say that out loud?

Miss Tig said...

I heard theres a part in the Little mermaid up for grabs...I will lend you the duvet that will convincingly transform you...

Miss T said...

oh glory...not good! Start your own production company? how about a video blog?

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Hahahaha - I love it :-)

Don't worry about the ear plugs...sell them as band merchandise :-)
Even MORE income to come from that! Love it!!

I'm making my banner for the concert!!

The Divine Miss M said...

@annie - I want to be a wedding planner ... that would ROCK!

@miss tig - only if James joins us again :P

@miss t - not a bad idea BUT i don't want people to see me! I need to figure out a way of doing that annoynomously!

@arkwife - I don't WANT to leave but no work :( Ummm please keep your fantasies to yourself :P

@bb - Will you come sing with me? That might detract from my hideous voice! :P

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I'd be honoured to....we could start a BAND!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!

Elise said...

Miss M,

Produce a tv programme about people who can't sing. Where the participants train their voices etc and compete to become the first Can't-Sing-Singer! xx