Tuesday, 10 June 2008

Worst. Day. Ever (part 2)

I'm just so tired.

I have my parents staying with me this week which means I'm sleeping on a mattress in the lounge which is never the best sleep and I am working my tiny behind off.

People are annoying me.

Worst part is that I have no outlet as I haven't been climbing so the stress is just building up and up and up and up. I'm going tonight - hopefully the leg will hold but if it doesn't I guess I'll stop or risk permanent damage to myself over killing my colleagues.

One Edit Producer is going to get a smack in the mouth from me soon. He talks to me in the most patronising manner ever. It is like he doesn't want to have to do anything that might take a bit of effort or thinks that it is below him. Either or he deserves a smack.

Miss M: Hi Edit Producer, can you email me your script for your episode so I can send it to the Commissioner?

Edit Producer: Stares at me silently for about 10 seconds I think you'll find it in the script area or do you not know where that is?

Miss M: No I don't. Please can you email it?

Edit Producer: Again silent for about 10 seconds I suppose I can


Or my personal favourite

Email Conversation

Hi Edit Producer, can you please let Editor know that he is moving into (edit number) on Monday?

I did this as he was working with the editor in question that week

Hi Miss M, I don't understand why I have to do this. Isn't it your job?


But he was sitting with you and no one answered the phone!

He's just being a difficult pain in the arse.

P.S However I discovered later after getting really ansy with him that the editor had left for the day and he thought I was asking him to call him. Although that still doesn't warrent being that cranky.


sweets said...

ok i don't want your job anymore
:)~ just don't kill anyone ok? just kidding!!!

i've been trying to get your email address... go check out this link, highveld radio station is visiting london sometime soon and they're giving away free tickets for a boerewors breakfast, go and book your free tickets!!!


kyknoord said...

Sounds to me like he's just a lazy fuck. He urgently needs a wedgie.

"Isn't it your job?"
"What's the matter, is the task too difficult for you to handle?"

The Divine Miss M said...

@sweets - sorry dude I left it in comments on a below entry I think for you!

Ta I'll go check it out now :)

@kyknoord - Or a wedgie. I'm thinking wedgie be a fab idea!

The Divine Miss M said...

Ah and it isn't working anymore :(

MsMozi said...

Hope the leg recovers quickly! It's so much harder to deal with the daily annoyances when there's no outlet!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Here's an idea: Make him a cup of coffee....and put a sedative and laxative in...that should be interesting!! hahaha!!!

Yes. I am cruel!!

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

Aw, I'm sorry you're having another crappy day... Has the blogging help to alleviate the stress at all?

Hopefully the Edit Producer will stop being an idiot..

Mike said...

Flash him your boobs.

Boobs fix everything.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Edit Producer is probably a pain to everyone. Perhaps he needs to join Assholes Anonymous.

leez said...

I like the laxative and coffee idea. Its not cruel... Sometimes drastic times call for drastic measures and all that shit.

At least these people actually pitch at work. Day three and there is no sign of a return.

Miss P said...

Tell you what... this is my remedy for stress:
1)quit the job
2)move out of the house of stressful housemates
3)Find the most remote and rediculous place on the map that you can.
4)Move there.

Or you could just go climbing... Sorry its been so shitty, hun. I hope the holiday gives you a refresher course in calm :-)

The Divine Miss M said...

@mozi - so true :) Thanks honey!

@Blondie - YOU ARE MEAN! I love it!

@pdx - The blogging has allievated some other stress in my life ;)

@mike - HAHAHAHHAHAH, Ya wouldn't want him thinking of me that way!

@nick - Or I could just kill him?

@leez - Oh noes :( That sucks. Can you not contact them at all?

@miss p - find me a job and I just might :) LOVE YOU!