Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Why aren't you a cutie!

I'm such a perve.

There is a new delicious new Edit Producer who started working with us yesterday sitting opposite me. I have taken to staring at him with a puppy dog expression on my face and I think he might bust me soon.

That'll be embarrassing.

I've been doing the usual information hunt about him - you know casually drop things into the conversation to find out whether or not he has a girlfriend, where he lives, how old he is etc. I feel slightly stalkerish but hey it's all in good fun.

I've also made it clear that I don't have a boyfriend.

Miss M: I also can't wait to see the new Sex and the City Film

Amazingly Hot Edit Producer: Oh man I can't stand that show!

Miss M: Oh come on, that is an excellent show! I think I've watched every single episode!

Amazingly Hot Edit Producer: I suppose you also subject your boyfriend to it don't you?

Miss M: Oh I don't have a boyfriend. But if I did I definitely wouldn't make him watch that!

See what I did there? Not only did I inform him I was single BUT I also informed him that I wouldn't force him to watch Sex and the City with me.

I'm so clever.

But seriously. He is absolutely delicious.

Can I have him?


The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

Yes, you can have him! lol Have you discreetly found out if he has a girlfriend?

I can't wait for Sex and The City movie either!!! Yippy!!!

The Divine Miss M said...

I'm not 100% sure, he mentioned an ex girlfriend and when he said he was going home to study for his learners license exam (he's in his late 20's but never got it before) I asked him if he had someone to test him and he said no he didn't.

Hmmm ... he doesn't mention a girlfriend and I've created many different situations to mention her.

He might think I'm insane.


sweets said...

miss m... are you blind???
he asked you such an obvious question to find out if YOU had a BF...


happy snapper said...

Ha ha ha! Miss M, you're more than clever, you're genius! :)

Yes, do have him! And find out if he has a sexy brother or cousin living in South Africa, ha ha.

And Sweets picked up on something very true...he did ask YOU about a bf :)

MidniteGem said...

YEah I'm with Sweets as to the fact that he seemed to cleverly disguise asking if you have a bf - that is def worth noting.

Anonymous said...

Offer to show him the Contemplation Room.

happy snapper said...

Waahaaahahaaa! Kyknoord! That's a brilliant idea!

The Divine Miss M said...

Oh my god that was sooooo funny! I was reading all this as he walked in and started giggling to what kyk said (brilliant by the way, absolutely genuis) and now I have the hysterical giggles and he thinks I'm mental.

"Crikey you're in a good mood" is what has been uttered!

@sweets - I did consider that but he is too gorgeous for me to actually consider that!

@snapper - No family in SA but I can clone him and send you one?

@midnight Gem - we shall disect later ... ;)


happy snapper said...

Ha ha, nice Miss M...at least you've got him intrigued as to your good mood ;)

Oooh yes please, a clone will do just as well! lol

The Divine Miss M said...

Yup ... however he does think I'm slightly insane ....

Is that good?

happy snapper said...

There's nothing wrong with a little insanity (provided its not the padded room, straight jacket, I can lick my own elbow kind).
Who wants to be normal anyway?

MidniteGem said...

Insane is good - i'm all for insane... I suppose that is why i've landed up dating who I date ...LOL

And yeah we shall have to disect later :)

The Divine Miss M said...

@snapper - so true, I want to see if I can lick my own elbow though!!!

Oh god.

@gem - You're right, you are dating the king of the insane :P muahahhaha

happy snapper said...

Ha ha! Well as long as you dont do it infront of him, and wait till you're alone in a locked room, say...the toilet cubicle :P

The Divine Miss M said...


happy snapper said...

DO IT! And let me know if you're successful :)

The Divine Miss M said...

I can't do it :(

happy snapper said...

Dont worry. Neither can I.

The Divine Miss M said...


I really wanted too.

KaB said...

Yum...he sounds like a dish!

Mmm...find out more...I'm intrigued!

Kyk - no man...what coffee do you drink in the morning...I need me some of that!

sweets said...

miss m... don't think so little of yourself, pleaaaaaaaase he's so obviously into you, work it baby!!

Tamara said...

Hahaha... picturing trying to lick my own elbow, Happy Snapper!

Ms M: Ask him if he's keen on Sex in the City ;-)

The Divine Miss M said...

@sweets - we are engaging in some light flirting but I'm not good with work colleagues. Always think that is out of bounds!

But he is so pretty.

@tamara - Already discovered. He hates it. With a passion.

Was going to ask him to come see it with me for shits and giggles (would love to see his reaction!)

Tamara said...

Hmmmm... was thinking he'd enjoy that double entendre.

Ms M to hottie: "So... you keen on sex in the city?" *wink* "I mean the movie, of course." *giggle*

happy snapper said...

Tamara - ha ha ha! yeah I know, licking your own elbow is quite the entertainment for others :) best you try when you're alone. lol

Miss M - the owrk collegue is not that bad...I once had a fling with a work collegue...granted it was my last few weeks there and I knew I would never see him again. We were working in a factory, and would meet up in random corners...or through the aisles when no one was watching :) ha ha. good times.

Oh ya, and did I mention he was 3 years younger than me (and I was 21) :P

Supanova said...

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.... He sounds absolutely delishhhhh! And please do stalk him! He'll thank you later! lol

The Divine Miss M said...

@tamara - Hmm .... not a bad idea, but I can't be that crude with a superior!

@happy snapper - YOU DIRTY GIRL YOU!

@supernova - I'm considering it ... I do have his address here in the contact list ... muahahhaa

By the way you people are sick. As soon as I post something about my personal life you're all like hyena's!

I'm never posting about having a crush on someone again! :P

Tamara said...


And please do post about your love life - we get a kick out of your excitement. It makes up for lack of our own!

happy snapper said...

What can I say...I have my moments :P

ha ha! whatever, you love it Miss M :) And you so have to post the updates to your stalkerisms...we wanna know. mwuhuhahaha!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Um...oh alright. You can have him! hahaha!!

What WOULD be embarrassing is if you took a photo of him for us to see Mr. Delicious.
C'mon!! I dare you!!! ;-)

PS> Very very clever!!! Subtle? not so much! hahaha x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I have been killing myself at these comments! My work colleauges now think I'm on something because I keep bursting out into giggles!

I can't lick my elbow.
My colleagues now KNOW I am mental!


MidniteGem said...

LOL - Blondie I've been trying to get her to take a pic all day !! Even suggested methods of hiding it...but to no avail.. she has no desire to get caught.

The Divine Miss M said...

@blondie - Yes, apparently it isn't really possible unless you are one of those select few.

He is hot though!

@gem - Yes gem, I have NO desire to get caught 1) blogging about work and 2) posting up photographs of superiors at work on my blog!

MidniteGem said...

:p I dont want the pic up on your blog - i just want to see this guy!

The Divine Miss M said...

So come visit me tomorrow or Friday ;)

Amy said...

Okay, now i'm picturing twisting myself into various insane yoga poses in order to determine under what circumstances it might be possible to lick my elbow...

Thanks Miss M.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Hmmmm... You may want to check any information you get from him to be certain he's being totally honest. You know, like not having a wife.

The Divine Miss M said...

@amy - Oh ye, everyone I mention this to is determine to acheive it. I had Jailbait conturting himself last night!

@Nick - Wow, you're a tad suspicious aren't you!?!?

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Suspicious? No, just realistic. I know about office romances—too much I know.