Wednesday, 7 May 2008

Dr. Pepper and Meme's

The awful, mean and gorgeous Blonde Blogshell tagged me in a meme today.

We all know how much I love those.

I'm debating whether or not to actually do it. My one half says "DO NOT SUCCUMB TO IT MISS M" and my other half is going "Well it isn't as if you had anything interesting to write about today so why not just do it? What's the worst that can happen?"

Aah that reminds me of the truly terrible Dr. Pepper advert that is on English TV. The catchphrase is "Doctor Pepper, what's the worst that can happen?" Seriously? What's worst that can happen when I drink your brand? Do you REALLY want me to be thinking that when I'm looking for a drink? I'm sure that is dragging your sales right up there!

Yes, yes, yes I know The Meme.

1.) Answer the Question.
2.) Tag people.

If a Genie arrived one day and told you: "You have 3 wishes..use them wisely."
What would you wish for?

Well that is quite a lot of pressure for a little girl like me! What would I wish for?

1) I'd wish for a million wishes.

After that it would be fair game.

I mean I'd wish for the usual: cure for cancer, cure for AIDS, end of world poverty, blah blah - you know the usual.

But I'm sure I'd throw in some curve balls like

1) For all the hair on my old boss's (whom I dislike intensely) body to fall out
2) For the bugger who stole my seat on the tube last night to develop piles so he can't sit down for a week
3) For the girl who sits around the corner from me who's voice is so loud that it reverberates through my skull when she is having a conversation to suddenly lose the ability to speak for months

What can I say, I'm going to be screwed with Karma.

P.s Blondie

I was going to tag people BUT YOU TOOK EVERYONE WHO'D DO IT!

16 comments:

Meghan said...

LOL, those are fantastically wicked ;)

kyknoord said...

You could always wish for your Karmic debt to be wiped out.

sweets said...

darn it i have to do it too, i am such a pleaser it's simply disgusting...
sigh
loved your list!!! hehe

happy snapper said...

Ha ha ha! classic Miss M! Brilliant wishes. You should also wish to meet Murphy's Law, face to face to give him a real beat down. That would be fun. Invite me then please, we have some unfinished business. ;)

The Divine Miss M said...

@meghan - Why thanks hon :)

@kyk - Good thinking batman, that is next on the list!

@sweets - Enjoy!

@Happy Snapper - If I ever manage to meet that bastard I will definitely bring you along

MsMozi said...

I like it... sounds like a great story line for a movie, about the London girl who used her special powers to wreak havoc and gain personal revenge. I'd watch it.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I am petrified! If you have a million wishes and you used 3 on your boss and the tube seat stealing dude etc, I'm convinced I'm now going to have warts coming out of acne on my entire body...oh my God!! Say you wished for puppies and rainbows for me!! PLEASE!!

I promise I"LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER GET YOU TO DO ANOTHER MEME!!!

hahahahah :-)

You are wicked aren't you? It's lovely :-) x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I saw what you wrote on happy Snappers wall about if we'd all really wish for aids/ cancer cures... you're right!!!
I'm thinking a little selfishly with it...I'd like to wish for the cure and then make KATRILLIONS from it and be in history books etc!! Cool right?
Oh and I'd also wish for a body like Gisele Bunchen with bigger boobs! NO CELLULITE OR STRETCH MARKS! Yeeeehah!!!!

The Divine Miss M said...

@mozi - good movie, I'd watch it too ;)

@blondie - Uh huh, you'd better watch you!

I'm not THAAAAT wicked, just slightly!

Selfish is the way to go man

Supanova said...
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Supanova said...

deliciously evilllllllllllll! kwakwakwakwaaaaaaaaaaa...... tthe piles thingumy! off the chain.... the girl with the megaphone in her throat - way to go! The thousand wishes - LMAO at that.... I hear genies these days are pretty smart after dear ole Uncle Bob wished for never-ending presidency! lol... so I dunno about them thousand wishes of yoz!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...
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Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Damn, darlin’! After those beginning altruistic wishes, you sure got vengeful!

[:-)

The Divine Miss M said...

@supernova - oh that so makes sense now! That is how the bastard is remaining in power!

@Nick - Yup that's me ;)

Lopz said...

You're not allowed to wish for more wishes, that's the rule with genies!!!!

The Divine Miss M said...

@lopz - I will do as I please madam. The genie will obey me!!!