Friday, 14 March 2008

Would someone please destroy Kiss 100?

Now I am all for having a radio in the office. There is nothing worse than working in complete silence with nothing to break the monotony. But you HAVE to have a good radio station.

My new Production Manager has a radio going constantly by her desk but is listening to Kiss 100. This radio station is all RnB housy bouncy music which drives me mental. The radio station is remix channel deluxe, I like alternative rock or even pop at a push.

My ears are starting to bleed. I now know all the lyrics to Kanye West's new song and Mariah Carey's. This is torture.

Actually no this is torture.

50 cent gets airtime on this channel. His songs get played. I hate 50 cent. I have boycotted him in our house. If he comes on the music channel or the radio it is automatically turned off. My housemate tries to torture me with him but I always get my own way.

Miss M: Turn it off Fligela! We hate him!

Fligela: "I take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot"

Miss M: LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING!

Fligela: "I'll take you to the candy shop Boy one taste of what I got I'll have you spending all you got Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)"

Miss M: LA LA LA LA LA LA L AL AL LA LA LA L AL AL LA LA LA LA

Miss M walks over to Fligela and slaps him

Silence

However one can not do this in the office. I have to actually listen to him. And not comment. I can't turn it off. It is torture.

Oh my god.

Seriously.

I hate this.

27 comments:

Roland Hulme said...

You know 'Fiddy' has his own brand of flavoured water over here? You should read the crap written on the side of the bottle. It's either funny or dumb. I can't decide which. And the label says it contains 50% of your daily recommended intake of 'grape.'

WTF?

Fiddy is totally overrated and dumb.

The Divine Miss M said...

Your daily recommended intake of grape? Seriously wtf?! You need a daily intake of grape?

*ponders*

I'm lacking in that.

sugar007 said...

Miss M - You better clean your filthy mouth with soap and water young lady!!I am sorry but i think i am going to have to wrestle you. How can you diss Kiss 100FM. Okay diss 50cents but what not my beloved Kiss. Their dance shows are pretty darn good.One of the things i miss about good ole blighty is that. You pain me :-(

vixen said...

no one should have to suffer through a mariah carey song.

::shudders::

The Divine Miss M said...

@sugar - I'm sorry :( Kiss just isn't for me.

But I'd rather listen to it all day than fucking 50 cent.

@vixen - TOOUUUCCHHH MY BOOOODY!

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

Fiddy IS overrated and I HATE Mariah Crazy Carey! I would go insane if someone had his/her radio on our beloved hip hop station Jammin' 95.5 all the time. I'd probably grab it and toss it out the window. Or take a bat to it.

Taking a bat to the radio would probably feel better :)

Meghan said...

I only like Mariah when she breaks into 'angry' high pitched singing mode that is so high it registers mostly to dogs and dolphins.

Then you shriek it back to her. I think if you play this game your boss may switch the channel.

Amy said...

How awful. I used to listen to my ipod in order to drown out my office mates's chatter. I could still actually hear them, but I had a good excuse for ignoring them, because they thought I couldn't.

Perhaps you should also get a radio and play good music at your desk, a little more loudly? You can claim you're hard of hearing.

sweets said...

resign... and start a revolution...

The Divine Miss M said...

@meghan - good idea, I will give it a go and let you know ;)

@amy - NICE! But Kiss and Virgin might class. And then my other colleagues might get pissed.

@sweet - You're winning so far ;)

@pdx - Fiddy fucking sucks.

Lopz said...

Oh come on now, I think you're being a little hard on Fiddy. I mean, how can you not appreciate the lyrical genius of pick up lines like: "Im into havin sex i aint into makin love /
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed"? I imagine those girls in dat club are FALLING over themselves to get to him, with such romantic wooing.

The Divine Miss M said...

@lopz - have you ever heard Lil Jon's song ... you know the one

TO THE WINDOWS
TO THE WALLS
TILL THE SWEAT DRIPS FROM MY BALLS

Seriously.

Fiddy has some competition.

Lopz said...

Hate me if you want, but I LOVE that song! Shoes and his best friend Fish used to sing it to me all the time... something about the sweat and the balls that really drew them in ;-) I'm kind of partial to a bit of gangsta rap.

The Divine Miss M said...

Why do you think I know the lyrics? My housemate and I sing it at each other all the time ;)

kyknoord said...

I never believed in Hell. Until now.

The Divine Miss M said...

Welcome to my life Kyk.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Fuck that's funny! Wahahahaha!!!

I must say I agree... 50 is shite! Oh and I think you'd go crazy. My man has the album...IN. HIS. CAR.
He actually listens by choice.
Say no more. I know you feel my pain.

Slyde said...

i feel your pain. We have a station here called just "kiss fm"...

same shite different country...

Mike said...

Ear plugs?

Sledge hammer to radio?

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

Not only does Fiddy fucking suck, but he always seem to have this daft unresponsive look on his face. Even when he tries to smile.

Amy said...

Ooh, you need to subtly sabotage the radio.

Like late one night open it and take out a tiny but crucial component? Is it battery operated or electric? If its battery, then you can break off one of the spring contacts that the batteries attach to!

The Divine Miss M said...

Oh my god you people rock!

However she is giving me Wednesday off so I might have to deal with it for a bit longer ...

KaB said...

All hip hop is shit...or rap...or whatever any of that music is! I'm sorry but it ain't ear friendly!

I don't even know any of his songs! Blah...

Can't you take ear plugs to work & zone out to your own tunes?!?

bangersandnash said...

iPOD all the way.

mine has ruined radio for me

Pixie said...

Oh my God how old do I feel - I am more than happy with Ken Bruce on Radio Two and a bit of Sheryl Crow

The Divine Miss M said...

Wow, this is the most comments I've ever gotten.

You people must REALLY hate Fiddy.

sugar007 said...

But you have to admit, Fiddy is a bit sexy. Ladeez, I will bet you wouldn't through him out of bed. (Ducking and running for cover)