Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Bonding time with colleagues

From: Researcher*
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: M, Miss
Subject:


Important question, you must drop everything to answer this:
Dan, Nate, or Chuck Bass – who’d get it??? **


From: M, Miss
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: Researcher
Subject: RE:


Who’d get what?
My lovin?


From: Researcher
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: M, Miss
Subject: RE:


Yes. Who would get your moistness.
I vote Nate. Yum yum.


From: M, Miss
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: Researcher
Subject: RE:


Nat is yummy.But Dan is so nice and wholesome
Though Chuck Bass is just so naughty and delectable and bad. I like them.
GRRRRR who to choose!!!!!


From: Researcher
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: M, Miss
Subject: RE:


I hate chuck bass – he’s so not attractive! I don’t get that whole bad-boy thing. Also did you know he’s a proper Englishman in real life?? Still just as smug though!


From: M, Miss
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: Researcher
Subject: RE:


Yes I did know that.
Ja, I LOVES the bad boys!
However I am completely and utterly in love with Nicolas Hoult – and not when he was in About a Boy, but now in Skins
YUUUUUUUUUUUMYYYYYYYYYYYY


From: Researcher
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: M, Miss
Subject: RE:


That’s just WRONG. So wrong. He’s a bit of a pastey geek as well!


From: M, Miss
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: Researcher
Subject: RE:


He’s pretty.
Though my ultimate is Daniel Craig.


From: Researcher
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: M, Miss
Subject: RE:


Who *apparently* lives in my area but I can’t confirm this! He’s a bit of a midget though… and a pinhead.
Give me McDreamy or McSteamy any day. A man with a beard is an instant plus. Matthew Rhys or Dermot O’Leary would also be high on the list!


From: M, Miss
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: Researcher
Subject: RE:


Mcsteamy over Mcdreamy any day!
I like stubble, not a full blown beard. Last boy I snogged had a full blown beard actually. Was weird.
I’m not into facial hair like Work Experience.
He braids his.
Seems wrong.


From: Researcher
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: M, Miss
Subject: RE:


Haha I know I don’t like a full Taliban beard but something like mine or McSteamy’s is fine. Work Experience is a bit overkill. Probably something living in there. So very wrong.
(Sigh we’re like teenage girls now, I hope you realise that.)


From: M, Miss
Sent: 21 October 2008
To: Researcher
Subject: RE:


I realised that about 5 emails back :P


*The Researcher is actually a male

**Gossip Girl characters

9 comments:

Tay said...

Whaa haa haa! Classic Miss M!

ExMi said...

no wayz.

seems like not much *working* gets done at your place of 'work'.

should be called 'place of time-wasting-but-funny-emails'.

okay, i'm not funny today.

sorry.

Miss T said...

Hilarious!

The Divine Miss M said...

@tay - was quite funny

@exmi - We were wasting time, happens here regularily, everyone just emails everyone

@miss t - I do try, I do try :P

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Bahahahahahahahah!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

Ooooh...Gossip Girl is on when I'm still at work...I am dying to see it- going to have to wait for it to come out on DVD! How annoying...or wait...you can be my weekly update! Ok GO! I need you to start from the very beginning! GO....

Mike said...

I'm surprised my name didn't come up.

Oh well, one can dream.

About big chests, not gay guys ;)

leez said...

Hes a dude?!!!! No Way!!!!

anyway how olad are you guys? and when last did you get laid? Hilarious!!

Tazeen said...

hahaha

hilarious

I totally dig bad boy characters but Chuck always looks as if he needs to wash.

McDreamy is way over rated. He looks tired and in need of sleep, all the time. My fav is Dr Alex Karev, now thats a bad boy who is a doctor and a boxer, what more can a girl ask for.


PS: The researcher, is he straight?

The Divine Miss M said...

@blondie - you have to watch it, way too complicated!

@mike - i dream about you all the time ;)

@leez - in our 20's ... what is your point????

@tazeen - no no no, alex is too baby-like. i like mcsteamy as he is HOT and a man :P