I went back to my university today for a meeting with the head of the Film and Media Department about the possibility of going back to school and completing my Masters next year.
That isn't the story I'm going to tell today.
Whilst having a cup of tea with my friend Cuddles he mentioned that he had been to the roof of Jamieson Hall.
Miss M: I want to go there.
Cuddles: Now?
Miss M: Yes.
So off we went.
But that isn't the story I'm going to tell.
Whilst going up a metal ladder in to the rooftops of the building I had a mild panic attack and Cuddles had to talk me up.
Still not the story.
Once on the roof we chilled for a bit in the sunshine. Cape Town was having a beautiful day, one of those perfect days that makes me so happy to be back.
Not the story.
Now strangely enough the ladder up to the roof is situated off of a bathroom in Jamieson Hall. I'm not quite sure why they did that but hey. The space is small and cramped, pretty much just enough room for me, Cuddles and the ladder.
Cuddles: Miss M, keep quiet for a second, I think I hear someone
Miss M: Stage whisper In the toilet???
Cuddles: Ssshhh
Now let me tell you there is nothing harder than trying to keep silent whilst listening to a complete stranger enter a bathroom, unzip their pants and let rip.
I was clinging on to the ladder almost dying from trying to hold my laughter in whilst Cuddles held himself against the door in a desperate attempt to make it appear locked in case the person tried to investigate why the door was laughing uncontrollably at them.
All I could picture was him and I opening the door and walking in whilst someone sat on the toilet staring at us in shock.
I could not stop laughing.
Cuddles wasn't much help, if I looked at him he started giggling and then I was off again.
Thankfully we only waited for two people to use the bathroom before we could leave. It must have looked so funny as both of us exited the bathroom in tandem laughing hysterically.
I hope that the last person who was in there didn't see us.
Hard one to explain.
Monday, 17 May 2010
Toilet humour
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I believe the standard response is, "Do you mind? A little privacy, please?" If said in a sufficiently indignant tone, nobody will challenge you. If, on the other hand, you'd been there alone, then all bets are off.
It was one of the funniest moments of my life.
Woah I never went to the roof of Jammie Hall, must must do this, and erm, listen out for the sound effects.
I know Po! Cuddles has been on to far too many roofs on campus and I am determined that he is going to share this with me!
OMG that's hysterical...was just discussing bum humour with my colleagues...very amusing...laughing tears amusing!
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