Friday, 7 November 2008

No more drugs for you!

Lines delivered by my Series Producer today.

Does anyone have some deodorant I can use? I have arm pits like a sailor!

I'm so sexy, I have phlegm on my chin!

My husband is like my best friend. Plus he has a huge shaft!

A Friday is never dull in my office.

Have a fantastic weekend!


po said...

Sounds pretty sexy to me. Not. phlegm, eeeuw. Nice line.

Miss P said...

She sounds positively charming. Does she swing both ways? I would love to get her number ;-)

kyknoord said...

So does this mean her other friends have tiny shafts?

Meghan said...

LOL. I hope she didn't say that in the wedding vows.

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