Pain in the arse colleagues

I really hate this when I am finished my work.

1955pm

Miss M: Hey dude, is there anything I can do to help you with before going home?

Colleague: Not at the second, but do you mind hanging around cause I might need help soon

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

You want me to stick around at work and wait for you to finish what ever the fuck you are doing to see, if maybe, you need some help?

What a load of fucking bullshit.

I hate my colleague sometimes.