Work Smurk

To Line Manager
From Miss M

Hi, can I pop down and have a chat this afternoon?

To Miss M
From Line Manager

Sure - I'll be free by 4pm

4pm

Line Manager: So what's on your mind Miss M?

Miss M: Well I was just wondering when I'm going to start on my new show?

Line Manager: We're not really sure yet

Miss M: What you mean, you're not really sure?

Line Manager: Well due to the contract with the celebrity we want to work with not being finalised quite yet we can not give you an official start date

Miss M: Perplexed expression But I'm still working here?

Line Manager: Oh of course, we don't want to lose you and the show could start any day now.

Miss M: But it could also not start for another month?

Line Manager: This is true

Miss M: Really confused But you still want me coming into work even though I'm not working on an official show?

Line Manager: Yes

SWEEEEEEEET!

I'm so going to pull a couple of sickies this week!

On the plus side she also agreed to give me a pay raise once I start on the show ...